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if we agree on evolution... backtrackin' why we're attracted to certain shit of da opposite sex isn't too difficult.. if you give it some quick thought...
ok so we evolved... religion out the window for this time being... assumin' we evolved from "monkeys".. the reason guys love ass is quite apparent.... wild animals are generally straight forward when it comes to fucking... in their case it's not, it's mating... due to the fact they're not as 'advanced' as us humans... yada yada.. when a female monkey is in heat and wants a mate... she puts out her scent... and strolls around lettin' her aroma of willingness fill the air... the aroma simply attracts males to within a vantage point... they sniff somethin' they find appealing.. gather around... now it's time to see if she backin' up scent ... so they look with their EYES... guys are visual. monkeys walk around on all 4s... and when they do.. what's the tallest part of the body ? their ass.... dat asssss.... so u may be wonderin'... since it's the tallest part of their body at that point, what's that gotta do w/ a male bein' attracted to. that specific part.
when you think high and mighty.. you look up. when you size up a person... normally you start at their feet... and complete the the dirty look by starin' at their face.... when u flip thru your yearbook.. it's pictures of peoples faces. if monkeys had yearbooks, u'd prolly be flippin' thru a yearbook of ass... the taller someone is, the more naturally intimidatin' they are to most. think.. jack and the beanstalk.. so on and so forth. so monkeys.. well the female ones .. display their ass high and prominant for all males to gawk over.. n decide if they find it tasty enuff to hit.. so naturally... the males are initially attracted to their ass...
so letz say the female monkey has about 4 takers that wanna get in on some action... all theoretical speaking.. let's say the 4 males are lined up... each displayin' his worth and mightiness to the best of his ability. how would they go about doin' this ? well since dominance/intimdation etc.. derive from what's higher up... u can imagine all these male monkeys.. or gorillas (it really doesn't matta... wat u wanan call em.. furry teletubbies that walk on all 4s sums it up) stand up on their back legs for as long as their strength allows... pullin' out their shoulders.. puttin' their arms in the air..stretchin' out, etc... makin' themselves appear as big and dominant as possible. if they start sockin' their chest due to the suspense and the adrenaline... perhaps they do... anythin' they can do.. in their 10 seconds in the limelight to convince monkey-brawd to choose him. so they can waddle off and fuck. a good comparison would be muscle buildin' competitions...
does the female pay attention to what any of them are doin'..or how tall they appear.. or their wingspan.. . the tone of their growl... etc.. ? i'm sure she does.. but that is details.. since she's walkin' around on all 4s. and these 4 idiots are perched up on their hined legs.... what's at her eye level now? their dicks. people are visual by nature. wihle males more than females.. unless you're blind, what you see is usually the first sense we react to when we encounter somethin'... and then all ur otha senses kick in... givin' you a full analysis... so anyways... if she's starin' at their dicks... what dictates which malez she's gonna be most interested in ? the ones w/ the biggest dicks. because big/tall represents dominance/strength.
i'm sure over the course of time the female won't always choose the one w/ the biggest dick... as her other senses will chime in w/ opinions on otha attributes of da male which she don't find appealin'... n she'll go for anotha one.. that's a lil more well rounded u can say... if u wanna break it down into numbers, you can conclude she chooses based on a simple point system... w/ each sense representin' a number...add em all up. u got a total...thus givin' her an easy way to select.. based on who scored the highest total... which has to do w/ modern humanity and "mate" or "fuckbuddie" selection among the general mass.... but the bsae root was the size of da males dick... and sticks w/ us thru out our evolution. same goes for the males... as the ass is the first thang they judge by.
now after readin' all that... it makes conceptual sense.. except for one flaw. monkeys/gorillas etc.. have small dicks... and if u eva seen a monkeys package... u don't relaly notice the dick... because their nuts are so fuckin' huge... and their nuts bein' the bigger of the two... this is wat the female initially focused her attention to.. not their dick. also.. their nuts bein' big physically, fits the bill as a base attribute on which to judge... but... over the course of time... females realized that... the one w/ the bigger nuts.. carried more sperm... and bein' female.. her goal is to mate... not fuck for pleasure.. she wants to get her egg(s) fertilized pretty much as quick as possible... and carry on her dynasty and have healthy offspring. well.. the one w/ the biggest nuts thus most likely has the most sperm... therefore givin' her the best odds that all her eggs will become fertilized w/o a failed attempt.. which gives her secondary reasonin' of bein' attracted to big ballz...i'm sure the malez caught on to this.. and evolved.. and their average testicle size... increased as time elapsed...
so essentially. it was ass and big nuts... bein' the main attraction... and if u think a bout it... neither is directly the actual sexual organ for either bein' the main carnival ride.. i.e. dick/pussy. which explains why the two by themselves don't do much good in attractin' the opposite sex. ever see an extreme closeup of a pussy ? chances are u won't stick ur dick in it no matta how appealin' you find it.. until you see "more" of the female... likewise for females.. sendin' them a pic of ur nuts.. and just ur nuts... won't generate much success.. if any at all... and the any bein' those bizarre fetish crowd...
now once again to go w/ a big ass and nuts.. big tits and a big dick complement the first two like rosanne and tom... tits gained interest once us monkeys learned to walk and stand on our hined legs.. (more evolution)... so once we're both standin' male and female... elements of attraction shift. from my perspective.. guys avoid eye contact when talkin' to girls... and when u do such a thing u look down.. in a timid nature.. a shyness.. when u look down the next thing u see is tits.. usually big... so u get stuck staring.. prolly a similar situation w/ the monkeys... maybe they was a bit more saggy.. well a lot more saggy.. and how low they hung durin' sex... or how much they swayed.. dictated some sort of appeal... or.. since animals are out to carry on their "last name" .. in their case their legacy.. tribe.. etc.. the females w/ the bigger tits... could nurse their offspring... longer... and feed more... as opposed to a female w/ smaller breasts... since the greater amount of future food and nurishment was assumed to be relative to breast size... a male would generally find more interest in bigger breasssessesss since she was more capable providin' his kidz w/ da needed food for them to become strong and healthy... .. and of course dominant like himself. so that wrapz up the breast situation... and why it's still engraved in our biological "ladder" of inborn points of interest on a female....
but wat about the males dicks? well... on all 4s.. the guys had whimpy peckerz. and big ass nuts.. but since we evolved to standin' on our now TWO feet... intercourse was percieved by females to be approached in a different manner... face 2 face u can say...(this is a whole otha theory in itself)... basically.... missionary position. which began as a standin' up position... as back then we weren't clever enuff to flip da female around ... turn em ova... have em ride on top etc... so standin' up face 2 face.. n makin' due was the only option. now since females evolved from the classic doggystyle position... which had their pussy accessible when they were on all fours from the back... and now they are standin' up.. their entrance..... really hasn't moved much.. and is still positioned in the same general vicinity between their legs... underneath you can say...quite far underneath actually in the beginning of bein' on just two legs... so the males had to come up and underneath from a standin' up position. at an angle... to get their dick in there... now this in turn sheds light on two valid points. this bein' an awkward position for two ppl (or monkeys) of the same height....the male would have to shorten himself a bit to give himself a clear approach on her pussy... since he's essentially now thrustin' up and down instead of forward and back. so wihle accomodatin' for the height.. males would have to squat just a bit to get the right height/angle. once a this height.. what becomes vivid to the male's line of sight? her tits.. so once again the tits are emphasized as a sexual part of the anatomy... as the only time they're really starin' at them.. is when they're fuckin'... otherwise.. they're just football shaped kegs dispensin' milk to the newborn.. and 2nd... bein' that the males initially had small dicks and huge nuts. in the new reformed position.. such equipment wasn't as efficient for the task.. kinda like havin' the right tool for the job if u was a mechanic.
evolution kix in again. adaptin' da malez sexual organs to suit the female.... females emphasize eye to eye... face to face kinda sex... which musta kept the males comin' up from their precision squat to satisfy her desire... so back to standin' straight up we are... since da malez can no longer use their body to position their dick where needed... the only thing left is the malez penis.. takin' on a more curved shape .. think.. scimitar... banana..etc.. this way... matin' takes place as planned... female keeps the male eye to eye...or face to face.... malez bein' shy look down at the tits instead... (she can only demand so much now lol)... and the newly redesigned cock of the future translates forward and back thrustin'.. which our are natural rootz of movement for sex... into up and down motion... and eventually... more adaptin' occurs.. bringin' her pussy towards the front.. to accomodate the guys new curved dick....
mhm.. there's more... wat's lal this gotta do w/ dick size? well in missionary position... assumin' ur standin'... the bigger dicks... dig in deeper.. lettin' their sperm dispurse a lot closer to her egg.. than one that is smaller.. and since successful bearin' of offspring is one of the mutual goals... the bigger dicks attract the female attention... as well as the big nuts.. droppin' 2million sperm a 1/2" away from the egg is a lot more likely to fertizile her egg than dribblin' out a few 100 here n there from long range... barely inside her.. and if u wanna get more detailed.. the smaller dicks prolly became the "biggest shooters" to counteract their disadvantage due to their shortened gatling gun compared to the usual competition armed w/ the huge cannons.... and to draw it out even further.. this will explain why... most femalez (humans we're talkin' about now)... show interest in guyz that bust w/ some authority.. instead of the ones that appear to just have a leaky ..... head.
sigh.. yup there's more... so now let's say the pussy is evolvin' towards the front of the female... to accomodate the guys dick. bein' in front of him... well if u look at a female... the pussy is still a bit tucked up in there.. hmm. well durin' evolution not all evolve at the same rate... especilaly species. plenty of different species of monkeys n gorillas out there. n im sure there was plenty of "crossbreeding"... ahem i mean interracial junglefuckin'... so u got species White knockin' em up missionary style.. yet species Black is still huntin' for feminine ass on all 4s... so they're startin' to tap these 2 footed planet-of-the-apes lookin' females the way they like to... on all 4z.. doggystyle.. maybe this has to do w/ the whole lame ass white man bein' on the so called "top".. anyways.. the constant competition between the two species creates a balance... and the females pussy eventually evolves to a position.. to accomodate both equally well.. right in the middle of directly under to directly in front... as well as the shape of her body... and on n on... based on everything i've elaborated on... that would leave the Yellow species... w/ their sharpshootin' small dicks... firin' off kamikaze sperm at the female... from long range... a hit or miss thang i suppose huh ? maybe they just aimed for the face.. or tits.. since either or is the prominant feature from a neutral gender perspective? hmm... facials? "cum on my tits".... it's all gotta start somewhere rite? how the Yellow species stayed in existance i don't know.. maybe fertizilin' the egg from top down is possible.. or was... ok, i'm goin' off a bit on a tangent there... but wait a minute.... that Yellow species...there's one other position (there's only 3 sexual positions... the rest are just extreme variations).....wouldn't it make sense... if the female took charge in this engagement w/ the Yellows? y'kno.. ridin' them? sittin' on them. since it's goin' in her.. she'd be best to judge the position needed to success... and since a small dick isn't havin' much glory stalkin' from the front or back... due to "clearance" as you can say... of the female not spreadin' her legs when already in a defined position (doggy/mission)...that.. the.. Yellows encouraged such an addition to the kuma sultra of early human sex. by her spreadin' her legs and lowerin' herself...onto him... givin' maximize clearance and access to her pussy for the smallest of dicks out there... so now she's ridin'... gettin' doggy.. and missionary... and u put them all togetha.. and she can now spread her legs in all positions... accomodatin' all the differences between one individual to anotha... yup females are flexiable and versatile...
want more explanationz? mmk... so now that she's a cowgirl...and in control.... and remember that the penis has evolved to a curved up nature.. pointin' up somewhat... that when a female is on top.. her sittin 'directly on top and over his penis... accomplishes the penetration... but when comin' to assurance of fertization? nuh uh... gravity is her enemy. as any lil men that fire off up into her... will usually slip back down on the slides of her vaginal wallz... rite back onto the guy... (maybe this is why we're comfortable w/ jackin' off and bustin' a nut on ourselves... funny as the typical position is lyin' on ur back too.. when u do choke da bishop.. hmmm)... anyways. her solution? lean forward. the bodies of the two now betta "match" eachotha for such a position. yieldin' greater production on fertilized eggs... as gravity now has to do work on the friction of her "inner walls" to waste all the sperm that the initial "on top" riding position resulted in... etc etc...
w/ established rootz of how we possibly "beCAME"... you can to da best of ur ability... concoct bullshit reasons why you're so addicted to her asssss....now if we fast forward to modern timez... where is all this basic trainin' visible? hell i'd say obvious...
well for one it's verbal.. but that's not my point.. let's take a real world situation... which blatently displays our natural sexual instincts and attractions... the club.
in this case. the club is basically the "JUNGLE".. in 2005... think about it...
so now that we have males in one place... strictly to hunt the arrivin' females. at the same place.. which is our modern version of the summer matin' session at the local pond. and INTELLECTUAL STIMULATION (via conversation) essentially removed from the atmosphere, shiet. .ur left w/ a buncha thirsty tarzans... droolin' ova all the in heat janes..."welcome to the jungle".. mmmm.. and let's not forget --- all is fair in love and war..
so... females... ur w/ girls... u get a few drinks off a sucka..and hit the dance floor... notice how ya'll are dancin' by urselves at first? or w/ your friends? female friends that is... in ur lil circle... eventually that circle fades... and your girlz start to drift off into the crowd ... because the music took them there... yea rite.. what are the guys doin' ? dancin' in a circle w/ their homies? no ... are they dancin' at all? not unless they have to... otherwise there'd be a buncha dancin' girlz.... w/ a crowd of gawkin' guys... which is essentially a raw version of a club... oh we have that too. it's called strip clubs.. anyways... so the guys are walkin' THRU the crowd .... pushin' n shovin' their way thru.. to get to the bar... the easy way would be to walk around the crowd if u wanna goto the bar rite? yah well. in this case the bar just gives em an excuse to brush up on some physical contact w/ a female... or spot one they're attracted to... now he must attempt to dance w/ her......
and how does thi usually occur ? two ways..
so the club is the jungle. which is why... most find it amusin... fun.. entertainin'.. etc... cuz u don't gotta be human while ur up in there...
look at it this way... imagine the club... yet everyone's naked... since jungle cuts out all the modern substance when it comes to seek and destroy (or deploy lol), do you think ppl will still be freakin'? not if u remove the middle. fkin.
-sickz