i believe.... females get off on the fact they can "fake it" and never get caught... they think it's impossible to catch them... as in fakin' it.. is second nature... it's damn easy to catch a female fakin' an orgasm... here's how..
my point is... what they percieve us males to ASSUME is sexy... has nothin' to do w/ their natural reactions, actions, habits... it usually strays off on it's own tangent.. to a degree
example: the way a female would masturbate in your presence.. (watchin', listenin', etc..), usually shares very few similarities to how she gets herself off.. when she knows "no eyes or ears.. hell even noses.." are around..
the difference between the two.. is key. the shit females do to get themselves off.. is quite.. unsexy.. to most. they buck, groan, squint... position their legs in awkward positions.. picture a female... lyin' on her back.. legs together.. basically lookin' like a toppled totem pole.. uh huh.. now picture her liftin' her hips up.. tightenin' her ass muscles.. so she's formin' a weak rainbow...and lookin' all serious simotaneously.. that's some shiet u see in a yoga class... yet.. it's a sure fire method.. of how a lot of brawdz... rub one out... (well that and the bathtub faucet.. ahem)
[the legs together isolates the nerves around/in their pussy.. makin' it more sensitive to touch.. the liftin' the hips off the bed.. does the same thing.. by not allowin' blood to flow to that area as easily... the tightenin' the ass muscles.. accentuates what they're already... accentuating... which is cuttin' off blood flow... analogy: your foot fallin' asleep... yes it eventually gets numb.. but on it's way to becomin' numb.. it's sensitive as fuck]
fine... if ur fuckin' her.. and she's moanin', weezin' (the "thick" girls.. mite weeze), groanin, pantin'.. blah blah... ok wait..... say UHH.. to urself... like ur satisfied and just hit a homerun in the bottom of the 9th.. like... UHHH.. or sockin' ur wall.. UHH!. short n sweet. if she's doin' that .. she's acting.. kinda like encouragement.. UH harder.. UH.. harder. just take out the harder.. and u get UH... UH... UH... there aint nothin' natural about that..
now... if she's makin' the same UH noise.. but it's drowned out by more breathin'.. here.. close ur mouth and keep it shut.. sigh.. but sigh quickly.. and make some noise w/ ur throat.. like ur pushin' forward w/ ur throat... u'll get a lil "uhh" kinda sound... that borderlines a whimper... a sound usually related to pain. this.. is real. yup.. your cockadoodledoo is hurtin' her. BUT.. pain is pleasure.. pleasure is pain.. yes.. and no. pain is not the other. just that.. the ultimate tip top bestest of best pleasure.. walks the fine edge next to the ultimate tip top most intense pain..
analogy/explanation: say ur walkin' on one of those gymnist beams.. a really narrow one.. and as u walk u teeter to one side. and totter to the other.. in struggle to keep your balance while u walk forward.. let's say.. everytime u wobble to the right, that's the best pleasure.. and everytime u wobble to the left... OUCH.. serious pain... now.. walk the beam.. can u make it across by just wobblin' to ONE side.. and ONE side only? no.. you'll fall off. so if u wanna make it across to the other side.. ur gonna have to endure nasty ass pain.. w/ the holy shits of extreme pleasure. this is why people do that S&M shit.. (ok im rambling) oh... and if ur thinkin'.. ok well i'll just fall off the beam.. to the right and bask in my reservoir of pleasure.. no.. cuz if u do that.. u'll be farther away from the beam.. and the pleasure won't be as intense.. as if u were stumblin' over ur ronald mcdonald shoes.. tryin' to get the otha side..
the way all females bust.. share one thing in common.. it escalates... and continues to escalate (how long, and how intense, varies)... then peaks... stutter steps (a pause)..and they fall back down... the actual HIT of their orgasm occurs... on the first sign of them fallin' back down...
analogy: a roller coaster.. u climb up the hill to the first drop.. click click.. click click... the closer u get to the top.. the more shakey u become... the more the antipication builds for that first drop.. eventually u get up to the top.. and ur not clickin' anymore.. kinda "weightless".. waitin' to fall off the other side.. finally as u begin to see the huge drop in front of u... all of a sudden.. u go from a slow movin' "coast".. to a SHHHIIEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT.... right when u lose ur stomach on the that first drop... is what u can consider the HIT... if u don't lose it... that was a flutter.. ha.
now.. knowin' all that.. and understandin' what goes on when they do bust.. u should be able to spot when they're "faking it". usually evident by their lack of concealin' their exageration... and how do u tell they're exageratin'? when they lose a rhythm w/ their breathin'.. like marchin' outta step... or dancin' off beat.. BUT WAIT...this applies to her "climb" towards SixFlagsOrgasmLand... meanin'... there's usually all kinds of random, fake, exgerated sounds prior.. theeeeeen... they metamorph basically.. and hit a whole new octave.. and establish a whole new rhythm..<-- that's the rhythm ur cluein' urself in on.. annnnnd if she's really bustin' a nut.. to most.. it's quite unsexy, although -- naturalness is the sexiest shit in the world..
now... BUST them.. "bustin".. `wink
-sickz