ever ask a bi girl.. why she's bi? what's the reason she gives you... usually somethin' w/ not much substance, artificial.. and superficial... mainly the one reason bein'... "the female body is beautiful" or somethin' along them lines.
ever ask a lesbian the same question? exactly, you can't.. they'll just peer quizzically at you... and ask you why do you write with you right hand?
anywayz... bisexuality .... i mean "bitrendiness" goes hand n hand w/ bein' female.. this is why... the # of bisexual females... greatly outnumbers bisexual males....
to establish the basics of this.. there's three controllin' things in this world.
what we know, what we don't know, and what we think we know. (yes u could percieve it as everything that we know and dont is essentially what we think... but perception is beyond da scope of this)... in numbers it would be.. 0, 1, and infinite.... yes no maybe, no yes i dunno, no yes i guess, yes no we'll see.... maybe i dunno i guess we'll see.... maybe/dunno/i guess/we'll see.... shit nearly forms the most annoying and irritating sentence i've ever read in my life. notice wat those 4 phrases all have in common? .. yup.. female responses...
so there's 0, 1, and infinite, aka yes, no, maybe. aka gay/lesbian, straight, and bisexual. the bisexual serves as a facade which only purpose is to keep us males... "guessing". they know their true sexual orientation.. but they don't wanna tell us that. next time u hear a maybe/i dunno.. etc... they know.. they just don't want you to.
in a state of rawness. the important part is infinite. infinite is unknown. it could be 0.. it could be 1. could it be both? it's unknown.... yes u can sit there and say.. infinite is unknown, so that means.. we don't know. you're wrong. you have to know one side, before you don't know the other. and to prove this point: 0, 1, infinite = don't know, know, think we know. so if infinite is "don't know".. then that translates to: don't know, know, don't know. the 2 don't knows cancel eachother out. and we're left w/ know. which once again, nullifies itself.. because counteractives can't exist without the adverse. this is like sayin' there is Night... with no Day. then what's Night? it doesn't exist anymore, because nothing counteracts it to let us know Night is it's own entity/state. .. ok that's enuff primer.. on w/ it..
so let's start w/ the beginning... gotta be bi curious, before u can be bisexual... right? what determines if ur bicurious or not? acknowledgement. we're all bi curious. but since i'm categorizin' here.. ill only refer to things as bein' the majority/most. anyways.. how many of us have had sexual thoughts about our own gender? i have.. and that's exactly where it ends. if ur a guy.. and u haven't had sexual thoughts, of gettin' ur dick sucked by anotha guy... heh.. well u have now =P... and same goes for girls...
now the seperatin' factor here.. is that females... evolve thru trends and fashions. what they think of themselves.. is secondary to what others think of them (remember... the majority). it's their nature (anotha topic). so to declare urself bisexual.. all u gotta do.. is acknowledge the common thoughts that we've all had (again.. the majority.. last time i warn ya)...
so let's say.. you're Judy Lacking... you're on the internet... lookin' for a cute top to wear to an upcomin' party one friday... so ur browsin' thru sites... tryin' to figure out what stores to hit in the mall... lookin' at beautiful women, modelin' wat ur gonna dawnin' yourself in later.. lookin' at a group of em... grope modeling.. i mean group modeling...etc etc. u hit up cpixel.com... and peruse thru the usual who's on... and stumble across a few pages.. where girls... toss in the fact... "I LIKE GIRLS TOO". (advertisin'.. anotha giveaway.. touch on this later). you're young, you wanna be part of the crowd... accepted. etc... hell... i'm Judy... and i've thought about kissin' a girl before... infact.. i got so drunk one night, and played spinned the bottle... i was forced to kiss my best friend Lacey.. it was embarrassing at the time!... but now that i reflect upon it.. i must be bi curious.... hell even if i didn't kiss lacey... i'd be curious what i'd be like if i did... ya exactly.. we're all curious. curiosity killed the cat. and it ran outta it's 9 lives... centuries ago..
now you're bi curious. since ur bi curious.. might as well get started on your bi career.. and actually get some experience under ur chasity belt..err belt (y'kno the thick white ones... that catch your eye.. so they can say.."hey look at the donuts i been eatin'") .... obviously it's too awkward to tell the friends u've grown up w/ for ur whole life that ur bi curious.. they might think ur..... GAY! =O.. and comin' outa the closet... which ur not... ur bi curious, not all that excess stuff.. so who do we tell? bingo, people we don't know very well... since they don't know us well... they won't judge me.. cuz after all.. others do it..
so blah blah... ur bi curious... u have a few "bi" experiences... and now ur a bi veteran.. you enjoy sittin' on you bi throne, watchin' bi's in trainin' take their bi shots at you... of course you like guys better... but now that uv'e established that ur bi.. and other bi veterans... hell.. even bi hall of famers.. believe ur bi now.. cuz u have experiences!.. aww shiet.. but guys.... are always wat catch ur attention. and always will be.
the reason bi is fake.. is for a simple reason. because it was a decision you placed upon yourself. lesbians. were "born" lesbians. thus.. there is no decision... and that's how they are as people. the chance they'll fall in love w/ a male in the future.. is very very... very... slim. a bi female.. is exactly that.. a bi FEMALE.. bi bein' short for... bisexual.. biSEXUAL.SEX....SEXUAL..SEX. if it was anything more it would be BIEMOTIONAL. are you biemotional? i think not. can anotha female drag ur emotions around and hurt u as bad as a guy can? i think not.
you're either one. or the other. gay or straight. everything comes full circle in life (anotha concept of mine)... and we all end where we start. the day u decided to be bisexual.. u can just as easily decide not to be. if your heart doesn't represent your decision, then it has nothin' to do w/ you. it's like me... goin' out and bein' a cook.. i wanna be a cook... i can cook for 20 years... i'll eventually stop.. because i wasn't meant to cook... it's something i decided to do.. not wanted. (there is a difference, don't confuse urself).
tell tale signs of bein' pseudo bi.. hell bi is pseudo in itself:
do lesbians and gays.. waltz around advertisin' their sexual orientation? no.. because they have gaydar.. and know where to find what they're lookin' for w/o havin' to ask for it. they don't need to state their gay. it's part of who they are.. so it's convey'd quite fine when you simply talk to them... when's the last time Bob came up to you and shook your hand.. "hi.. i'm bob.. i'm gay.." the only time u'll see such blatent advertisement... is at the gay pride parade.. which is nothin' more than a group of people sharin' a common love... themselves heh. but it's a love, not a choice. ever goto a bikenight? or the "races"... what's that? a gatherin' of people w/ love for a common interest (of course u have ur posers... same goes for all groups).. but the difference between bikenights and gayparades... is nothin' more than the subject they're interested in....
now... when's the last time there was a bisexual parade? a bisexual kickback? a bisexual MEET... a bisexual seminar.. a bisexual party? ... exactly. so basically they just like "people"... where will u find them? a clubs, parties, kickbacks, etc... what if u had a bisexual girl.. and u told her.. ok goto this party.. it's all lesbians.. more than likely... u won't find them there... i can say this with certainty. a bisexual female will more likely want to be in a place.. where males are present... than where they are not. and why is this? for advertisement to the males.... (which is basically revenge).. to display to them.. what they're (until they get bored of it) forbidden to have.
howcome all bi girls... that are bi.. emphasize... they want girls at the moment they're advertisin'... ratha than guys... e.g.:
"hi. i'm bisexual.. i have a man... im lookin' for sexy ladies"
when's the last time we've seen:
"hi. i'm bisexual.. i have a girl.. i'm lookin' for sexy men"..
see my point? if they were gonna say they're bi and strictly lookin' for guys, they wouldn't even mention they're bi in the first place.
if you're BI (meaning both).. meanin' u stand in the middle... howcome both sides don't get equal treatment? if you know ur more one than the otha ... what's the point in even statin' ur bi? we're all more one than the otha... you just took it to a different level... for prestige.. nothin' more. am i gonna go out .. lookin' for Patrick Dunesberry to suck my dick... cuz i've acknowledged i'm bi curious (a common thought) just to assure the world... i really am bi curious, those thoughts really did cross my mind. no. cuz it has nothin' to do w/ who i am... and same goes for you.
"hi i'm sickz.. yesterday i had a bisexual thought.. well not really.. i saw strappin' young specimen of a male in my head.. and i believe i'm bi curious, so in the future, i will let a gay guy who finds me attractive try n seduce me into a culture i was never apart of to begin with.. after that i won't be bisexual anymore, because i fulfilled the curiousity. but i'm still bisexual anyways ok?... and today im not lookin' for females (i hate your gender, and this is an billboard advertisement lettin' y'kno.. haaaa i'm off limits to your GENDER)... but i do have a girlfriend.. so i'm on pixel to hunt for hunks!"
yea exactly... don't wanna let everyone know our motives now rite? i've managed to cook scramble eggs... and some toast before... hell i even tossed in some pepper and salt like i knew what i was doin'. i must be a cook now. BAM!... BAM!.... BAM!.. whoops.. when i can cook that's BAM! what i do right? BAM! (my bad emeril).
i give a lot more respect to the females out there.. who've had an "experience" w/ a female. or experiences w/ females.. yet don't bother, nor really care to mention it.. unless u specifically ask. "are u bi?" "no.. i've been w/ a girl tho".. "are you bi?" "oh yes most definitely, i kissed my homegirl when i was drunk"
you can't be both.. you're either one.. or the other. and whichever u truly are.. u never sat down w/ yourself.. and said.. "ok.. i think i'll go with.. mmm..... guys.. yea guys... for the rest of my life..."
"hey Judy, it's me Jenny, did you choose guys?... oh ok.. me too!!! hehEHhEHheh.. i know!!! that's grosss... could u imagine kissing a girl? YUK!... hold on... got anotha call"
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"oh hey TrendyBrendy... you did what?! ohmygod! HeHEhHEhHeeEe..i'm bisexual too!!.. i mean bicurious.. same thing! HeHEheHehE..i guess i'm BI."
-sickz