remember that thing.. what was it.. karma.. that we always use as a threat? well. i believe it's time to take it upon myself to "play the role" for karma... cause seriously... where the fuck you been karma?!
(i'll even play fair, and ignore your physical appearance.. as that's too easy)
alright... just cause she asked for it
feast your eyes on: educated_laydee (that's your cue to wave bitch)
(consider this your free form of marketing, your plug, your blast, your shout, salute...or just a big fuck you)
she's 26... educated.. has 2 degrees... nm.. i'll just quote her (she conveys it better than i)
"I am educated, hold 2 degrees and working on a 3rd."
that's lovely that you're trained** but what have you done with your 2 1/2 degrees besides chant that you have them?
**[Urban Slang, huh?, from Cattle, from DKBK]
oh yah... let's not forget..
"I am mexican & native american and wouldn't have it any other way!!"
nothin' like emphasizin' the obvious and uncontrollable... lemme try... "hi! i'm from Earth!!"
not only does she reiterate on the obvious/uncontrollable, she asks too (whining):
"when will we be able to add and delete pictures?? My shits are hella old and I need to change them haa haa!! Take care!!"
wait..there's more
"I have low tolerance for ignorance & have no problem with putting ignorant people in their place!!"
apparently she likes to put ignorant ppl in their place, well, since she's so fond of schoolin', why not give her a dose... i mean shit.. she loves to be there.. 26 and workin' on that 3rd degree... ok ok.. i won't get into that... but.. i must ask.. does your attic serve as a shrine to your certificates of follower-like education? i feel sorry for all the trees leveled on your behalf, just to remind you -- you're doin' quite the consistant job of tellin' us you're scared to step into the real world.
anyways.. on to her "album of shame"... aka "Self Incrimination for Dummies"
exhibit A[sshole]: click for the image [she claims her friend made it, sure]
quote: "Now this menso got mad because i rated him HONESTLY, which was a 6, now he's trying to say im a 5 rotflmao, yeah right!! Anyway, does he look like a ten to you?? LMAO @ Papi <!~de donde??"
you sure you're not just upset because he fucked up your route to a perfect ficticious image in a reality, which is nothing more than.... virtual. so let's get this straight... you're ms Honesty.. yet when someone else is, you ridicule 'em for it? you're quite the typin' hypocrite. why the fuck u rollin' on the floor laughin anyways? stop, drop, and roll? you sure you're not tryin' to put out that spontaneous fire you ignited w/ your flamin' nostrils?... but i do agree with you, nah he doesn't look like a 10. hell, but atleast he's honest, unlike all the otha blind cyborgs that blatently lie.. i mean rate you a 10......
atleast the "papi" in his name blends in w/ the typicals... yet.. i do give ya credit
at takin' a shot at tryin' to be different, but look what happened:
"LMAO @ Educated <!~de donde??"
exhibit B[itch]: click for the image [she claims her friend made it, no way!?]
quote: "ok i have no idea who she is & she rates me a *7* she needs a life she is 33 years old and STILL hating on pixel LMAO @ Kermit the Frog's Sister!! ESTOODPID PEN DAY HA"
poor r4iderette, actually practices a trait you lied on possessing. i thought you
were honest? ah well..no idea who she is? huh? do you have any idea who 99% of
the people are who rate you? didn't think so. maybe she does need a life, don't we
all? atleast hers dedicated less time to you, than you have to her... she even
granted you with the lucky number 7... but you consider that hating =(, yet you
take a screen shot, type some "educated insults" over it.. you even reach out to
the ESL people by tossin' in some spanish.... then... you save it, and upload it into an album
dedicated to "hating"... yet it ruffles yo' feathers when someone simply rates
you an "honest" 7... ouch.
you're long overdue for an orgasm. www.vibrators-dildos-guide.com
well educated_laydee, you've actually succeeded in attracting my time.. which should be dedicated to more productive endeavors... that most ppl love to complain about.. ahem.. so as much as i'd like to sit here, and re-drop hiroshima on you.. leavin' you plastered in truth... i'll leave some leftovers for the other thirsty piranas out there... but you did serve as a tasty delectable meal, but now i'm full... time to shit ya out to my toilet.. brb. wait no.. you don't deserve the experience of passin' thru my asshole... i'd ratha regurgitate you into a jar, and hide you in my closet... now i can lie just like you! and pass my metabolism off as bulimia... oh yah one last thing... for my ESL ppl: "PENDEJA"
[in short, you're nothin' beyond ordinary. anyone can point and call someone fat/ugly... you even stooped to the level of plagiarizin' snaps off a snap/joke site, to crack on a big girl. what exactly are you educated in anyways? definitely not deception, or lying. so why don't stick w/ what you're skilled at? whatever that may be. the fact i singled you out, is because you're one of the most obvious oxymorons i've ever stumbled across. oh.. that's what you're good at. i welcome you to bask in your 15 min. of fame, if that makes you feel comfortable w/ who you are. cuz the fuckin' facts are... no one changes unless they admit that shiet to themselves. ...does anyone really care about your degrees? you could have a PhD in psych, and i still wouldn't hire you to be a fuckin' janitor. as my teeny boppers out there call it.. no one likes to associate w/ "fAkE biiTcheZ".. i dunno where the fuck you get off.. pushin' blame towards the internet, considerin' the internet has became such a vital role in our life anyways.... but once again, the internet has nothin' to do w/ you. you just think you can get away w/ it here. and yea we can get away w/ shit here. but your educated ass got caught. try questionin' yourself before you question others. X amount of degrees will never change the fact, you can't even stick to basics and honor your own fuckin' motto. honesty right? dunce.](yo.. that's ur cue to wave goodbye to the fame... bitch)